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Fake policeman arrested with fake currencies in Kaduna

EFCC Kaduna Zonal office, has arrested one Hussaini Mohammed of Tanko Road Barakallahu Kaduna State, for alleged case of extortion, currency counterfeiting and impersonation of the Nigerian Police Force. 
The accused, Mohammed, is alleged to have on several occasions disguised as a Corporal in the Nigeria Police Force having collected monies in order to secure the release of suspects from the Police. 

Ibrahim Magu Demands For N5bn Compensation from Sun Newspaper

Acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Ibrahim Magu, is seeking for a N5 billion compensation from Sun Newspaper.
The compensation is for the ‘libellous imputations and statements’ made against him in a story published in the March 25, 2017 edition of Saturday Sun.

Actor Ricardo Medina Sentenced to Six years in Prison for Manslaughter

Former ‘Power Ranger’ star actor, Ricardo Medina Jr. has been sentenced to six years in state prison for the stabbing to death his roommate, Josh Sutter.

Late Sutter was identified as Medina’s roommate by the LA County District Attorney’s Office, though Medina’s lawyer reportedly said the two were just friends, not roommates.
Medina pleaded guilty earlier this month to one felony count of voluntary manslaughter and admitted to stabbing Sutter with a sword.

Juan Mata OUT for the rest of the season for Manchester United after groin surgery

Huge blow! Man Utd star's season could be over after groin injury

Manchester United have reportedly been dealt the blow of potentially losing Juan Mata to injury for the rest of the season after groin surgery.

The Spain international has been one of the Red Devils’ most consistent performers throughout this campaign, but could now prove a big loss for his club between now and May.

Man allegedly raped his girlfriend’s four-year-old boy to death and then abandoned him in his mum’s car

Man 'raped girlfriend's four-year-old son then left him unconscious in his mum's car'

A man allegedly raped his girlfriend’s four-year-old boy to death and then abandoned him in his mum’s car. 

Keith Jordan Lambing, 20, was caught by police in Pittsburgh, US, a day after his girlfriend’s son Bentley Miller, 4, was found unconscious in Lambing’s mother’s car.

Little Bentley was rushed to hospital but died as a result of multiple injuries including internal bleeding.

Falana – I Defended Dino Melaye When He Was Suspended, Ndume Cannot Be Suspended

Mr Femi Falana, Senior Advocate of Nigeria, has again stated that the Senate has no right to suspend Senator Ali Ndume.
Speaking on CHANNELS TV Falana said no legislative House has the power to suspend a member even for a single day.
“The Senate labours under the very erroneous impression that it can do anything, whether allowed by law or not; particularly when it purports to exercising its oversight functions.
“Allegations of crime, certificate forgery, allegations regarding under-payment of Customs duties, are criminal offences that can only be investigated by the appropriate authorities such as the Police.”

“I need a guy who can lick me and my anus before sex” – Ghanaian lady says

Video: For Napoli, Italy Na Only €5 Euro - Edo Girls Says

Police recover N1.3m from robbers in Bayelsa

Police recover N1.3m from robbers in Yenagoa

The Bayelsa Police Command, Mr Asinim Butswat, said on Friday that it recovered N1.3m cash from robbers following a distress call by members of the public in Opolo area of Yenagoa.
The Deputy Superintendent of Police and Public Relations Officer of the command said that the suspects, who were arrested in the act, operated with a tricycle for an easy escape.

Mourinho expecting ‘easier’ second season at Man United

Mourinho expecting ‘easier’ second season at Man United

Jose Mourinho believes his job at Manchester United will get easier next season as he settles into a second campaign at Old Trafford.
United have failed to threaten title favourites Chelsea in the Premier League this term, while Mourinho’s side risk missing out on the Champions League places as they currently lie fifth.

WTF?...Female Banker Kills Her 2 Children In Anambra

A 33-year-old woman has been arrested for killing her two children at Osumenyi Street, Omagba Phase 2, Onitsha, Anambra state.
The suspect, a banker, identified as Chinasa Orizu, was said to have killed the two kids, 4-year old daughter Chisom and 4-month-old son Kamsiyochukwu, with a sledgehammer.

“The embarrassment Igbos and Yorubas are bringing Nigeria is too much” – Ignorant Fulani Poet says, calls on the division of Nigeria

Abdulbaqui Jari, a Fulani Poet and linguist, in a tweet today, called for the division of Nigeria due to the embarrassment caused by the Igbo and Yorubas.

Photo & Video: Married kenyan woman (Another one) gets stuck with boyfriend while having sex

Here’s the shocking moment a married woman got trapped with her lover while they were having intimacy. The incident happened in a Kenyan hotel, “Explor-Inn hetole Bar.resto”.
Unable to control the pain that came with their embarrassing situation, both let out loud yells that attracted the neighbours.

Gunmen kill boy, injure father, mother in Taraba

Gunmen kill boy, injure father, mother in Taraba

The Police Command in Taraba on Friday confirmed the death of a two-year-old boy, Aondohemba Felix, in an attack at Maihula Ward in the Bali Local Government Area of Taraba.
The Spokesman of the command, Mr David Misal, confirmed the development in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Jalingo.

Leicester City ‘not safe’ from relegation – Shakespeare

Leicester City ‘not safe’ from relegation – Shakespeare

Leicester City are not yet safe from Premier League relegation, says manager Craig Shakespeare.
The reigning champions are currently 15th, six points clear of the bottom three, with 10 games remaining.
Since Shakespeare took over following Claudio Ranieri’s sacking last month, the Foxes have won three consecutive Premier League games.

The Race for Neymar: Checkout the Inside Story of How Barcelona Sealed the Controversial Deal

On a July evening in 2011 the football world’s focus was on the Vila Belmiro Stadium in Santos, which appears little changed from the days when a teenage Pelé lived in a dormitory under one of the stands. National-team coaches had arrived in Brazil before the World Cup qualifying draw, as a 19 year old footballer called Neymar went toe-to-toe with Ronaldinho, the two-time world player of the year famous for his hip-swivelling trickery with the ball and toothy grin.

Photo: Suspected kidnapper apprehended with Human head in Bauchi

Security agents in Bauchi state have arrested suspected kidnapper, Abdullah Dalhatu pictured above, for kidnapping and cutting the body parts of his victims for ritual. According to reports, the man led a team of security men to a forest where he buried the head of one of his victims, a 60 year old man.

Mother of two kidnapped in Asaba

A mother of two identified as one Mrs Mary Salawu was kidnapped at her home in Asaba, Delta State on Thursday, March 31. If you have any useful information on her where about, please call this contact number: 08034892918...

"What God Told Me About Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal" - Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin

For few weeks now, there have been accusations and counter accusations against Apostle Johnson Suleiman, which centered on infidelity and squandering of his church funds on Nigerian actresses and some other lady known as, Stephenie Otobo.

However, in an exclusive interview with Goldenpearlmedia, the Founder and General Overseer of Christ Mercyland Deliverance Ministry, Warri, Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin has said that Suleiman is innocent.

My Husband Lied to Me, I Found Out He Has Three Other Wives - Lagos Woman Laments

“My husband deceived me; he did not tell me that he had three wives before marrying me, ” says a divorce-seeking 42-year-old businesswoman, Funmilayo Otegbola.

The woman told an Igando Customary Court in Lagos on Friday that her husband impregnated her and hurried her into the house.

“When I became pregnant for my husband, I moved into his house although we are not legally married.

WAEC Confirms Senator Andy Uba Forged Secondary School Certificate - Sahara Reporters

SaharaReporters has obtained a document issued by the West African Examinations Council (WAEC) declaring that Senator Emmanuel Nnamdi Uba, better known as Andy Uba, forged both a secondary school certificate and “Confirmation of Result” which he presented to British authorities.

MAR 31, 2017

SaharaReporters has obtained a document issued by the West African Examinations Council (WAEC) declaring that Senator Emmanuel Nnamdi Uba, better known as Andy Uba, forged both a secondary school certificate and “Confirmation of Result” which he presented to British authorities. 

Nigeria summons Indian envoy over ‘racist’ attacks on African students in Noida

Nigeria has summoned the Indian envoy in Abuja to express displeasure over the attacks on Nigerian students in India and voiced concern that the incident was not the first of its kind, the country’s Foreign Office said.
Sola Enikanolaiye, the Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Foreign Affairs Nigeria, summoned Indian High Commissioner Nagabushana Reddy, on Wednesday in Abuja.
“I have just finished a meeting with the Indian High Commissioner where I expressed Nigeria’s displeasure with the attacks on Nigerians,” Enikanolaiye tweeted.

Watford agree permanent deal for Cleverley

Watford have agreed to sign Everton midfielder Tom Cleverley on a permanent basis once his loan spell at Vicarage Road expires at the end of the season.
England international Cleverley will join Watford for an undisclosed fee on July 1 after signing a five-year deal with the Premier League club.

Mary J. Blige: ‘I was alone in my marriage near the end’

Mary J. Blige knew her marriage to Kendu Isaacs was over when he started questioning her over trivial matters.
The No More Drama hitmaker went to court to end her 12-year marriage in July (16), and the estranged couple has been fighting over his request for almost $130,000 (£104,000)-a-month in spousal support ever since.

Mourinho regrets Schweinsteiger treatment

Jose Mourinho has issued a heartfelt apology to Bastian Schweinsteiger for the manner in which he brought about the German star’s departure from Manchester United.
Schweinsteiger finally left Old Trafford this week, signing a deal with the MLS side Chicago Fire after failing to secure regular first team football under Mourinho.
The 32-year-old has played just four times since the Portuguese manager took over at Old Trafford last year, following on from an injury-plagued debut season under Louis van Gaal.

Mexican Judge Clears Man of Sexual Assault Because He Didn't Enjoy It

Article Image: Judge Clears Man of Sexual Assault Because He Didn't Enjoy It

Recently, a rich young man from Mexico named Diego Cruz was found not guilty of sexual assault against a 17-year-old victim because he did not enjoy attacking his victim. According to the NY Daily News, 21-year-old Cruz is one of four men who was accused of kidnapping one of their classmates from the private school they attended immediately after she left from a New Year's party in January 2015.

S’Africa’s president Jacob Zuma sacks finance minister

S’Africa’s president Jacob Zuma sacks finance minister

South Africa’s President Jacob Zuma has sacked Finance Minister Pravin Gordhan after days of speculation that rocked the country’s markets, reports say.
Local media report that several other ministers have been fired in what is seen as a major cabinet reshuffle.
Earlier this week, President Zuma recalled Mr Gordhan from planned events in the UK and US.

Photo: Gorgeous 21-year-old Medical Student Who Appeared on Cover of Vogue Commits Suicide

People have been left in great shock following the death of a model and medical student who appeared on the cover of Vogue and even received praised from the president of her native Maldives for her striking appearance.

She was alleged to have committed suicide at a dormitory hostel in Bangladesh.

Real Madrid and Man United named most valuable clubs by KPMG

Real Madrid and Man United named most valuable clubs by KPMG

Real Madrid and Manchester United have been rated as the most valuable clubs in the world in an annual study by auditing giant KPMG.
“Football Clubs’ Valuation: The European Elite” estimated Madrid and United as being worth €2.9 billion at the end of the 2015-16 season.
Barcelona are third, valued at €2.8bn, ahead of Bayern Munich, rated at €2.2bn.

South Korea’s Park in custody after court orders arrest

South Korea’s Park in custody after court orders arrest

South Korea’s ousted president Park Geun-Hye was spending her first day in custody Friday after a court ordered her arrest, with her opponents crowing and her supporters crying.
The former head of state stared straight ahead, apparently trying to maintain her composure, as she was driven to the Seoul Detention Centre through a barrage of flashbulbs shortly before dawn.

Kim Jong-Nam’s body returned to North Korea

Kim Jong-Nam’s body returned to North Korea

The body of Kim Jong-Nam, half brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un, has arrived in Pyongyang, Chinese officials confirmed Friday.
“The body of the DPRK citizen who died in Malaysia and relevant DPRK citizens have returned to the DPRK today via Beijing,” foreign ministry spokesman Lu Kang said during a regular press briefing.

My wife is a first class prostitute – Husband tells court

My wife is a first class prostitute – Husband tells court

Mapo Customary Court in Ibadan on Thursday dissolved a 28-year-old marriage between one Omotayo, a mother of seven, and her husband, Akanbi Ojo, over battery and threat to life.
Omotayo, the complainant, had told the court that her husband was “hurting her body and soul” through ceaseless battery.
“For 28 years now, I have not known peace in my union with Akanbi because he derives pleasure in beating me.

Kenyan lady disgraces 11 ex-boyfriends who broke her heart on Facebook

Kenyan lady disgraces 11 ex-boyfriends who broke her heart on Facebook

A Kenyan lady by name Vybez Vashnadze is trending after she paraded her ex-lovers on Facebook.
She said; in life, you have to pass through the wrong guys to get the right one.

Gombe Cooperatives Chairman Docked for N30m Scam

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC arraigned the duo of Alhaji Isa Ahmed and Yahaya Manga of the Ministry of Information, Gombe State before Justice Abubakar Jauro of the Gombe State High Court on three count charge bordering on conspiracy and obtaining money by false pretence. 

Isa Ahmed was alleged to have sometime in January 2016, conspired with others and used his position as chairman of the Gombe State Ministry of Information Staff Multipurpose Cooperative Society to secured Agricultural loan facility in the sum of N30m from Union Bank Plc for disbursement to members but diverted part of the facility to personal benefit. 

Ahmed Musa to Quit Super Eagles over Captaincy Row

Leicester City star Ahmed Musa may join the list of players to quit the na­tional team unceremoniously as he is considering resigning from international football.

It was gathered that Musa feels disrespected after the cap­taincy drama before the match against Senegal in London, when he was dropped from leading the Eagles for Ogenyi Onazi to be announced as new team leader.

Kenyan socialite Huddah Monroe Reveals She Could Have Died Due to Complications from Previous Plastic Surgery

Kenyan socialite and former Big Brother Africa contestant, Huddah Monroe has disclosed that she got some complications from an earlier cosmetic surgery she had done, which could be her breast implants. However, she had it repaired by famous Hollywood plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills. She wrote:

Photos: Kenyan Millionaire Weds Two Friends Same Weekend

A Facebook user, Maybelline Boma who shared the news on social media said that the man found the two ladies gorgeous and decided to marry them both.
He first got married to Elvas on Saturday the 25th of March at Golden Jubilee Towers while he married Asha the next day at Serena Hotel In Dar es Salaam. The Facebook user wrote;

Lai Mohammed who said Buhari wasn’t ill now talks about his medical bill - Reno Omokri

Reno Omokri has drawn attention to the comment of Information Minister, Lai Mohammed a month ago, when President Muhammadu Buhari was in London for medical treatment.

He recalled that Lai Mohammed never agreed that the president was ill, but right now he has begun to tell the nation that exposing his (Buhari's) medical bill harms National Security.

"Lai Mohamed, who said PMB wasn't ill now says exposing his medical bill harms National Security. How much can it cost to cure a healthy man?" He tweeted.

EFCC Arrests Female Herbalist In Oyo For N45m Fraud

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Ibadan zonal office, Oyo State, on Thursday said a herbalist had been arrested by its operatives for falsely obtaining N 45m from a victim under the pretext of offering herbal and spiritual healing.

A statement from the EFCC Head of Public Affairs in the zone, Ayo Oyewole, said the suspect, Aminat Okiribiti, 34, committed the crime with two other accomplices at large, one of who is said to be her husband.

Chilling Story Of Ritual Killing In Ibadan

SCORES of people who thronged the Oyo State police headquarters, Eleyele, Ibadan to catch a glimpse of four suspected ritualists could not hold back their tears as one of the suspects, Tunde Jimoh, gave a chilling description of how they tricked their victim, Akintoye Oyeyemi, into a deep forest and murdered him in cold blood. Looking deceitfully innocent, the suspect, Tunde Jimoh said, “I am a business man who deals in cashew nuts. My brother’s friend came to him and said he would pay the sum of N10million for a business transaction.”

"I Miss Her": Iyanya Reveals What Actress Yvonne Nelson Did The 1st Day They Had Sex

Nigerian singer, Iyanya, has revealed that he is yet to get over his girlfriend, Yvonne Nelson, after their much-publicised break-up in 2012.

Iyanya told the Nigerian media that he broke up with her to enable him concentrate on his music career.

"We broke up because we hardly had time for each other. I was hustling and I would do four shows in a day and I will make two million. So, I won’t say because I was in love with a woman I’m going to see money and I’m going to lay back."

Senator With 20 Bank Accounts In 6 Banks With Different Signatories Caught By EFCC

A senator is the subject of a massive probe for not executing N4 billion contracts awarded by the government of Delta State, The Nation learnt yesterday.

Sources told The Nation yesterday that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) was also looking into how the lawmaker operates 20 accounts in six banks with different signatories.

Pic of Who Allegedly Raped his 7-month-old Step Daughter in Katsina State

A 55-year-old man identified as Magaji Dansale, has allegedly raped his 7-month-old step daughter in Marmachi village of Musawa Local Government Area, Katsina State.

The mother of the baby, Zeenat Muntari, told journalists that she separated with the father of the baby and married Dansale. Muntari said that she was suspecting that she took some substances that made her to sleep for several hours, the situation which paved way for her husband to allegedly commit the act.

UK Deports 23 More Nigerians For Immigration-Related Offences

The Government of the United Kingdom (UK) has deported 23 Nigerians for committing immigration-related offences in the country.

Lagos, March 31, 2017 (NAN) The Government of the United Kingdom has deported 23 Nigerians for committing immigration-related offences in the country. The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the deportees arrived at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMlA) Lagos at about 6.a.m on Friday.

Fraudsters impersonate Tinubu, Saraki, dupe job seekers of N20m

Some suspected fraudsters, who specialised in cloning phone numbers of ministers, politicians and aides to President Muhammadu Buhari, have been apprehended by the police.
The suspects were identified as Chief Ovie Ogogo, 47; Abdulazeez Eragbe, 40; Babatunde Oshamoto, 49; and 25-year-old Samuel Idah.
Fourteen phones with SIM cards allegedly registered with names of top government officials were reportedly recovered from the suspects.

Nimbo massacre suspects arraigned, detained in prison

Nimbo massacre suspects arraigned, detained in prison

Five suspected herdsmen, who allegedly massacred over 50 persons in Nimbo, Enugu State on April 25, 2016 have been arraigned and detained in prison custody.
The suspects are Mohammed Zurai, Ciroma Musa, Saleh Adamu, Suleiman Laute and Haruna Laute.

My husband abandoned me for an evangelist – Woman tells court

My husband abandoned me for an evangelist – Woman tells court

A housewife and mother of four, Kafayat Moses, on Wednesday, asked the Mapo Customary Court in Ibadan to dissolve her 15-year-old marriage to Moses Odeyemi over abandonment.
Kafayat informed the court that her husband, though a Pastor, had abandoned her for another woman, thereby, denying her all the rights of a wife.

55-year-old Father Defiles 7-month-old Baby In Katsina

A 55-year-old man, Magaji Dansale, has allegedly defiled his seven months old step-daughter in Marmachi village of Musawa Local Government Area, Katsina State.
The baby’s mother, Zeenat Muntari, told newsmen that she separated from the baby’s father and married Dansale. According to her, she must have drunk some substances that made her to sleep for several hours, which paved way for her husband to commit the act.

Female Accountant Runs With Employer’s N747,400 In Lagos

An Accountant, Grace Wisdom, 35, who allegedly stole her employer’s N747,420, was, on Thursday, brought before a Surulere Chief Magistrates’ Court, Lagos.

Wisdom, whose address is unknown, is facing a charge of stealing.

She pleaded innocence of the offence, but the Prosecutor, Sgt. Christopher Okoliko, insisted that the accused committed the offence between May 23, 2016 and March 21, 2017 at No. 41, Onitana St., Surulere.

Port-Harcourt based lady calls out Custom Officer she slept with for a phone

It seems everyone is getting called out, as another aggrieved lady has called out her ex-lover who dumped her after getting the cookie.

The Port-Harcourt based lady. Kate James, took to Facebook, to call out a Custom Officer who she slept with for a phone.

According to her, the Custom Officer disappeared after getting what he want. She also disclosed that he has HIV, which he is ready to spread.