German Rapper refused to go on naked dating show because his penis is too big

This German rapper politely declined the opportunity to appear on a naked dating show because of the size of his enormous third leg.

What a problem to have.

Meet Farid Bang, real name Farid El Abdellaoui, a rapper and body builder who has a penis so big that it can apparently cause a nation’s divorce rate to rise.

The muscly 30-year-old turned down the German reality dating show called Adam Looking For Eve, a show similar to Dating Naked and Naked Attraction, where contestants go on a date with strangers in nothing but their birthday suits.

And because we live in a culture where everything has to be shared on social media, Farid posted a pic of the show’s invitation letter to him and the reason he declined.

Because when your excuse is that your peen is too humongous for TV, that’s probably the kind of thing you’d want to make your status.

He wrote (translated): ‘I’ve finally made it!! Adam looking for eve has just asked me, unfortunately I have to cancel due to the fact that my huge manhood would worry people watching in their homes, which greatly increase the divorce rate.’

Looking at the trailer of Adam Meets Eve, we reckon that the real reason Farid didn’t want to appear on the show is because he probably didn’t want to ruin his bad boy street cred.