Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sunday, 1 March 2015

Video: Hilarious moment thief hits himself with brick | Car Thief Throws a Brick, Mercedes Throws it Back




A dozy car thief was knocked clean out after he tried to steal a new Mercedes coupe from outside a pub by throwing a brick at the driver's side window which bounced back, striking him in the head.

The thief was found lying in the road near the Pheasant Bar by the pub's owner who automatically assumed that the man had been injured in hit-and-run.
However, when Gerry Brady asked the man what happened, he said he had been 'attacked' but did not want to call the police or an ambulance.  

Monday, 13 October 2014

Video: Girl spends one minute trying to take a good SELFIE

Adolf Hitler 'wore clothes when he had sex with Eva Braun'

Adolf Hitler 'wore clothes when he had sex with Eva Braun'
Adolf Hitler was so obsessed with hygiene that he had sex with his clothes on, it has been claimed.
Author Martin Amis said that the Nazi dictator kept Eva Braun at arm’s length, but was able to orgasm by watching her lift her skirt.
He was speaking at the Cheltenham Literary Festival which also heard that he was addicted to crystal meth.

Tuesday, 7 October 2014

God says I’ll be the next governor of Lagos State – Pastor


A Lagos-based pastor, Mr. Kayode Jacobs,  says God has choosen him to become the next governor of Lagos State.He admitted that although he had little money, he could defeat the Minister of State for Defence, Senator Musiliu Obanikoro; and Jimi Agbaje to clinch the PDP governorship ticket.He told Punch

Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Woman with three breasts 'was a fake who has tricked people online before'

Woman with three breasts 'was a fake who has tricked people online before'

Snopes.com came up with a number of intriguing arguments that could indicate Jasmine Tridevil did not actually pay $20,000 (£12,190) for an extra breast.
It argued the fact she didn’t have anyone else take the photos was suspicious, and also added the person who registered JasmineTridevil.com was called Alisha Hessler, who was no stranger to the internet.

Monday, 22 September 2014

Video: ‘F**k it I quit’ – Alaskan News reporter quits live on-air


What could be a more public way to quit your job than live on television?
Alaskan news reporter, Charlo Greene, made sure she would not be forgotten by signing off with the short and succinct Anglo-Saxon farewell ‘F**k it, I quit.’
She left the news anchor stuttering an apology for the profanity.

Thursday, 19 June 2014

England fan 'caught chatting up Brazilian woman on TV'

Busted! England fan 'caught chatting up Brazilian woman on TV' 
A football fan pictured apparently swapping numbers with a Brazilian woman at the World Cup has denied he was chatting her up.
Carl Wenz, who was watching England’s opening match with Italy on Saturday, was caught by television cameras holding a mobile phone and speaking to a female Brazilian.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Video: Houseboy General of The Federation Bagged PhD Degree


The Senior Special Assistant (Domestic & Social Events) to the President Dudafa Waripamo-Owei PhD., was celebrated on a full page of a daily newspaper in Nigeria upon the completion and defence of his PhD.

MC Ajele and A9NO share their view on the matter on Asurftv

Monday, 19 May 2014

LMAO: World's largest ever lawsuit seeking $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000 in damages over a dog bite is filed in New York



A New York man has filed a lawsuit demanding what is believed to be the largest amount of compensation ever after he was bitten by a dog.  Anton Purisima, 62, is suing a long list of defendants including the City of New York, Au Bon Pain and Kmart, for $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. 

Saturday, 10 May 2014

The craziest compensation claims in history


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A US dating agency has had to pay unlucky in love Dan Horton £1,000 compensation after two years of “humiliating experiences” with “unsatisfactory” women.
But he isn't the first, and most certainly won't be the last person, to lodge a bizarre compo claim.