US freezes $458mn Sani Abacha cash

I now see why Gumsu Abacha attacked Jonathan on facebook even after honouring her tyrant father.How much Abacha thief sef? They have been seizing billions and millions in hard currency and dem never seize finish.

Via PM NEWS

The United States today said it had ordered a freeze on $458 million in assets hidden in European accounts by former Nigerian dictator Sani Abacha and his conspirators.

The Justice Department said the corruption proceeds — stashed away in bank accounts in Britain, France and Jersey — were frozen at Washington’s request with the help of local authorities.

Baby who was born with HIV believed to be cured after doctors treated her immediately following her birth

A second baby born with the AIDS virus may have had her infection put into remission and possibly cured by very early treatment — in this instance, four hours after birth.

Doctors revealed the case Wednesday at an AIDS conference in Boston. The girl was born in suburban Los Angeles last April, a month after researchers announced the first case from Mississippi.

Looting in PenCom: Clerk operates 50 bank accounts

Chairman of the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission, ICPC, Mr. Ekpo Nta, yesterday, told a bewildered House of Representatives Committee on Anti-Corruption, National Ethics and Values, how the commission accosted a junior officer, names withheld, with the Pension Commission operating 50 bank accounts with different names and signatures, with several millions lodged in the accounts.

Couple jailed for allegedly fighting nude in public

Lmao... Very passionate couple. They fight and make love naked..

Via osundefender

A man and his wife were on Wednesday arraigned in an Abeokuta Magistrates’ Court sitting at Isabo for allegedly fighting nude in public over alleged infidelity.

The accused, Kehinde Soetan, 37, and Aderinsola Lawal, 28, were arraigned for breach of public peace.

Million Dollar iPhone

Let me get my credit card and cheque book...:)

Via dailymail:

Apple iPhones have the reputation for being fragile at the best of times, but a jeweller has created a model so expensive its unlikely its owner will want to take it out of the box.  

The handset, built by London-based jewellery firm Alchemist, is the world's most expensive iPhone with a £600,000 ($1 million) price tag.

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Caption this: Rihanna

Funny Lecture: Praise Your Wife's Cooking

Very funny video: Sheikh explains different meanings and uses of the word F**K

LMAO.. This is so funny..

Jesus help them: Kim Jong-Un 'orders 33 people to be executed' because they made contact with Christian missionary

This guy is ticking time bomb.

Via Dailymail:

Thirty-three North Koreans face execution after being charged with attempting to overthrow the repressive regime of Kim Jong-un.

The Koreans have landed themselves in hot water after it emerged they had worked with South Korean Baptist missionary Kim Jung-wook and received money to set up 500 underground churches. It is understood they will be put to death in a cell at the State Security Department.

Experts believe the North Koreans are being punished more harshly than usual as North Korean leader Kim Jong-un combats a wave of dissatisfaction at the regime's isolationist "juche" doctrine.

Two sex workers jailed in Lagos

Na wa oo... Still doing road side prostitution at the age of 36. What do I know anyway.

Via Punch 

A Tinubu Magistrates’ Court in Lagos on Wednesday sentenced two sex workers to three months imprisonment each for loitering and disorderly conduct.

The convicts are Blessing Esu, 28, and Rita Ume, 36.

Train crushes 80-year-old woman to deaths in Jigawa

Madam Yakinini Musa, 80, was crushed to death by a moving train in Jigawa, the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, NSCDC, said on Wednesday.

Woman Offered Sex, $1000 For Fiancé's Murder

Sex and $1,000 for the life your Fiancé? The sex would have been worth it, If she was Kim Kardashian. After all, someone paid $500k for a date with her. It's not like I'd pay that amount for for Kim Kardashian... Just saying (Ray J did it for free and we can see it online)

Via Smokinggun:
Though she claimed to be willing to kill her fiancé herself, a Wisconsin woman opted instead to offer an informant $1000 plus sexual favors to carry out the murder, police charge.

Open letter to Sadiq Abacha by Ayo Sogunro

Dear Sadiq Abacha,

I do not know you personally, but I admire your filial bravery—however misguided— in defending your father, the late General Sani Abacha. This in itself is not a problem; it is an obligation—in this cultural construct of ours—for children to rise to the defence of their parents, no matter what infamy or perfidy the 

said parent might have dabbled in. 

Private Jet Lifestyle in Nigeria

Via BBC

Nigeria's rich elite are increasingly buying private jets to avoid flying on commercial airlines, reports the BBC's Tomi Oladipo from Lagos.

"There's an average of nine aircrafts fixed here in the hangar," says Peter de Waal of ExecuJet Aviation Nigeria, looking across at a line of sleek jets, as a team of engineers works on them.

Video: Grandpa Turnt Up On A Molly

This is actually someone's grandfather

Lagos police parade 13 suspected cultists

The Lagos State Police Command, yesterday, paraded 13 suspected cultists who were said to have converged from different parts of the state at a hotel recently.

Parading the suspects, state Commissioner of Police, CP Umar Manko said: “On March 1, 2014 at about 3:55 a.m. upon a distress call received by the Divisional Police Officer, DPO, Ilasan Division, Lekki, Lagos, it was discovered that a group of cultists were converging on a hotel situated at Igbokosun, Lagos and were about to perpetrate some evil.

Why My Wife And I Live Separately- Chidi Mokeme

Nollywood actor Chidi  Mokeme in an interview with Yes! magazine this week, explained why his wife, Jean Chinwe Olumba, who he married in 2012, lives in the US while he lives in Nigeria.... Read his statement on the issue below;

Hello Hater: Did Dencia call Lupita Nyong’o a Slave?

J.O.S.E. Jealous Ones Still Envy. If you want to know who Denica is, google her. I'm really not in the mood to put up a picture of an artificial "oyinbo". I prefer my coffee BLACK, no CREAM. Check out her tweet below and make up your mind what she meant by "WHITE MAN PAYS HER, THEY OWN HER"

P.S Dencia, Lupita has an oscar. Suck on that.

Pregnant woman in labour robbed at gunpoint

These criminals need Jesus ASAP.. WTF?? You have to be a special type of lowlife to rob a woman while she's in labour

Via Baltimoresun :

A pregnant woman in labor and her boyfriend were carjacked at gunpoint as they were leaving for the hospital early Sunday morning, Annapolis police said.

Around 4:30 a.m., a 911 caller alerted police that two people were being held up in 1800 block of Copeland St. When officers arrived, the suspects fled, stealing the couple's car, police said.

Billionaire calls Kim Kardashian a bitch after shelling out $500k for a date with her

$500k for a date ? Why didn't he just download her sex tape like we normal people? But what do I know, I'm not a billionaire ....YET.  I need to become a billionaire ASAP, so I can get Beyonce on a date. If Kim K is worth $500k, wonder how much Queen Bey is worth:

Via Mirror:

Kim Kardashian has been branded a "bitch" by her 'date' at the Opera Ball in Vienna.

The busty reality TV beauty was accompanied by Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner - who paid $500,000 for the privilege - but she stormed out after a prankster turned up dressed as Kanye West, complete with a black face.

'Human Barbie' Plans to 'Live on Air and Light Only'

Oh sh*t.. I just can't measure her dumbness

Via Metro

Valeria Lukyanova, the Ukranian model who is obsessed with becoming the human embodiment of Barbie, has revealed that she is training herself to survive without food.

Lukyanova plans to practice Breatharianism, a way of life in which followers ostensibly subsist on air and sunlight only.

"In recent weeks I have not been hungry at all; I’m hoping it’s the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone," Ms Lukyanova told the International Business Times.

Breatharianism has been hotly criticized for the starvation deaths of people who allegedly adopted it -- people who honestly believed it's possible to survive on air and sunlight alone.

Lukyanova, who believes she is from outer space and can communicate with aliens through light, also believes she has the ability to time travel.

Abusing me not beneficial to your states, Jonathan tells governors

President Goodluck Jonathan on Tuesday excoriated Nigerian Governors attacking him and his office and added that doing so will not be beneficial to their various States.
The President who said this while playing host to a delegation from Anambra State led by Governor Peter Obi said it will be more beneficial for the Governors to maintain a good relationship with the centre while they concentrate on the development of their States.

How I survived car crash – Jide Kosoko

Popular Nollywood actor, Jide Kosoko, considers himself to be very lucky after surviving an accident that left his Ford Sport Utility Vehicle badly damaged on Friday.

Nigerian millionaires to hit 23,000 in next four years

I'm personally not sure if this is something we should be happy about or not. Just 23,000 millionaires?? What about all the yahoo boys?....:)

Via Vanguard

A NEW report published by New World Wealth has disclosed that the number of Nigerians having about N160 million investable funds has risen to 15,700 as at last year end. It said that about $82 billion of the wealth is held abroad.