Manchester United Sign 16 Year Old Belgian Wonder Kid

Manchester United have completed the signing of Genk midfielder Indy Boonen, according to reports.

Boonen, 16, who has been a target for Arsenal and German club Wolfsburg, has been training with United for the last few weeks ahead of a deal.

Chelsea likely to sign Paulo Dybala for £29.5m

Chelsea have reportedly moved into pole position to sign Palermo superstar Paulo Dybala at the end of the season.

Dybala, who is rated as the most sought after forward in the world, had looked likely to join Arsenal – with the Gunners making a bid for his services.

Police Find Drugs In Florida Man’s Mouth And Butt Crack

Gainesville Police (US) arrested a local man early Thursday after they found a bag of weed in his butt and a bag of crack in his mouth.

At about 12:30 a.m., officers stopped Winfred Alphonso McAllister Jr., 23, on Northeast 23rd Avenue and Northeast Second Street after police saw his red Mitsubishi Galant swerve into the left turn-only lane and back into his original lane twice, according to a police report.

Nicolas Anelka urges Pogba to join Blues

Former Chelsea striker Nicolas Anelka has urged countryman Paul Pogba to strongly consider a move to Stamford Bridge, despite interest from Manchester United.

The French international left Old Trafford for Juventus in 2012 but following his performances for the Old Lady, United bosses are said to be keen to bring him back to the Premier League.

Indian Man Kidnaps Himself in Abuja, Demands N7m from Boss

Vishwanath Mishall, an Indian man who lives and works in Abuja,  has been arrested by the Anti-kidnap squad of the Nigerian Police force after arranging and kidnapping himself Police say that Vishwanath Mishall left Abuja and travelled to Enugu State when he arranged his own kidnapping.

Jonathan, Buhari Are ‘Problematic’ Candidates – Soyinka

Nobel Laureate, Wole Soyinka, has criticised the two frontline candidates in the March 28 presidential election, President Goodluck Jonathan of the Peoples Democratic Party and Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) of the All Progressives Congress. Soyinka, in an interview with the BBC on Monday, insisted that the political parties should have come up with far better options than the two leading candidates. He described President Jonathan, who is running for a second term and the opposition leader, Buhari, as “problematic candidates.”

‘I’ve slept with 3,000 men. And I’m married’

If you ever think you’ve slept with one or two people too many, think about Marie Calvert.

She claims that she has had sex with 3,000 men over the last 35 years. She is married.

In fact, in one night, the 63-year-old says made out with 14 men and that 3,000 figure might be an underestimate.

Marie told The Guardian that she had only slept with one person – her husband – until she was 28 but then he left a swingers’ magazine he got from a workmate.

At first she ignored it, but then started leafing through and decided to give it a go.

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Nigerian Pastor Arrested With Hard Drugs

Officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) have apprehended the resident pastor of the Eternal Sacred Order of Cherubim and Seraphim at Agodo-Egbe, Ikotun Lagos, over unlawful attempt to export of 174 kilogrammes of narcotic drugs to South Africa, the agency said on Monday.

NDLEA said the suspect, Prophet Michael Raji was arrested following the interception of the drug at the cargo section of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) during pre-shipment examination.

Tottenham line up SHOCK deal to sign Lukaku

Tottenham are lining up a deal for Romelu Lukaku with the striker ready to quit Everton at the end of the season.

Spurs were linked with Lukaku last summer when he made it clear he wanted to leave Chelsea, but ended up signing for Everton in a £28m deal.

Mother left 2 children home alone (UK) for three weeks to attend a party in Nigeria

A mother has been arrested after she allegedly left her young children home alone while she went on holiday.

The unnamed woman is believed to have gone to a wedding in Nigeria, leaving behind her 10 and 13-year-old kids.

They went to school every day but were allegedly left without food or heating at their home in Salford, Greater Manchester, during the woman’s three-week trip.

Santi Cazorla 'AGREES shock deal to leave at end of season'

Arsenal are reportedly set to lose Santi Cazorla at the end of the season, with the in-form Spaniard reaching a personal agreement to join Atletico Madrid.

The 30-year-old has been one of the Gunners’ key players this campaign, putting in a series of impressive displays in a central attacking midfield position after Mesut Ozil picked up a long-term injury.

Bride badly beaten by husband on their wedding night because he couldn't take off her dress

A bride was brutally beaten by her husband on their wedding night because he couldn't undo her dress. Amy Dawson was pinned to the floor by Gavin Golightly just hours after tying the knot.

The 22-year-old had asked her new husband for help getting out of the white dress she was wearing when he launched the violent attack.

Miss Dawson, who shares a child with the man, said the attack was so severe she thought it would kill her.

Podolski confirms whether he will return to Arsenal next season

Lukas Podolski has revealed he is likely to return to Arsenal from his loan spell at Inter Milan in the summer, and also denied he left north London on bad terms with his parent club.

Podolski completed a six-month move from the Gunners to the Serie A side in January before the 29-year-old took a parting shot at Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger, when he claimed the French coach had shown him a lack of respect.

Video: Man Spent 12 Years In A Coma "I Heard Everything' Including His Mother Saying 'I Hope You Die."

In 1988, at just 12 years old, Martin Pistorius' health started to decline. He soon went into a coma-like state for 12 years, but now he's awake and telling an amazing story. 

Pistorius says while he couldn't move or speak during all those years, he was still conscious. He tells his miraculous story of recovery in his book "Ghost Boy."

Gunshot Rocks Buhari's Rally In Borno

Sounds of gunshots charged the air on Monday at the presidential campaign rally of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Maiduguri, Borno state, as security agents tried to control the wild crowd at the Ramat Square, venue of the rally.

The crowd hailed Muhammadu Buhari, presidential candidate of APC, as he arrived the venue in the presence of Kashim Shettima, governor of Borno state, and other top APC members in the state, after which he made his way to the podium.

Photos: Horrific moment U.S. tourist, 20, was gored at Spanish bull run

An American man is recovering in the intensive-care unit of a Spanish hospital after a bull gave him the 'biggest goring wound' the doctor who performed emergency surgery on him had ever seen.

Benjamin Miller of Georgia underwent a three-hour operation to repair damage to his thighs, sphincter and back muscles after being tossed and gored by a bull.

The 20-year-old is at a hospital in western Salamanca after being hurt at Ciudad Rodrigo's Carnaval del Toro bullfighting festival yesterday. 

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Obasanjo, an embarrassment to the military- Defense HQ releases statement

The Defence Headquarters has described former President Olusegun Obasanjo as an embarrassment to the military.

The DHQ made the comment in a statement posted on its Facebook page while reacting to a statement credited to the former President that the general elections were postponed to enable the President use the service chiefs for tenure extension in an electronic mail on Monday.


The DHQ accused the former President of politicizing serious national security and military issues.

Mum 'kills son to save him from embarrassment because his ears were too big'

A mum who allegedly throttled her 10-year-old son to death because she thought his big ears were ruining his life is facing murder charges in Turkey.

Nuray Sacan, 37, had paid for the boy to have cosmetic surgery in Gazi Hospital in the capital Ankara, but when she turned up after the operation she told surgeons she was unhappy with the results.

Woman Rips Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Scrotum To Shreds, Sentenced To 2 Years For The Ballsy Attack

An Indiana woman who ripped her ex-boyfriend’s scrotum “to shreds” was sentenced to two years in prison after being found guilty of battery resulting in serious bodily injury. Christina Lorena Reber, 46, ripped the man’s scrotum with her bare hands in the heinous assault.

According to USA Today, the probable cause affidavit in the case outlined the brutal attack. Reber reportedly entered her ex-boyfriend’s home in March 2012 and began violently hitting him in the head. After hitting him she “grabbed his scrotum and began squeezing as hard as she could.” The ex-boyfriend claims that Reber maintained “a tight grip” as she continued to tear into his scrotum with her bare hands. To further his pain, the ex-boyfriend says that Reber used her fingers to continually dig in to his scrotum and refused to let go.

Nigeria political parties top world's most corrupt

 Transparency International (TI)'s global corruption barometer shows that at least 94% of people in Nigeria think that the country's political parties are affected by corruption, making them (parties) the most corrupt in the world.

TI declared this in a graph that was published on its Twitter account on Thursday.

Lekki/Epe toll gate goes if I’m elected governor - Jimi Agbaje

Lagos state PDP gubernatorial candidate Jimi Agbaje, has promised to pull down the Lekki/Epe toll gates, if elected next governor of the state. He said this at a peaceful protest, tagged March for freedom, organised by Freedom Group in Lekki

We’ll Kill 20 for Each Police Life Lost During Elections – AIG Mbu

Assistant Inspector General of Police (Zone 2) Joseph Mbu, on Thursday declared that any politicians or their aides who attempt to engage in any violence or harm any policemen during elections in is zone, would be severely dealt with.

Why some Abuja men spend more time in beer palours, gardens

Some men in Abuja have given reasons why they prefer to stop over at drinking joints before going home.

Few of them who spoke to the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Abuja noted that they did that to avoid unnecessary squabbles with their wives.

They also said disturbances from their children contributed to making them stay late night at drinking joints.

Mr. Ferdinand Lucas, a welder, who usually visited Cachez Garden, Wuse, said that he stopped over at the garden to relax with a bottle of beer before going home to avoid argument with his wife.

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